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Joke of the Day

"I feel bad for spiders. I tripon my two feet all the time. Can only imagine the hell a clumsy spider goes through."

"This sexist farmer called me a cow when I'm male. That's bull."

"I'm sorry I tried to steal your baby, but my kids don't smell good anymore."

"What's the shortest organ in a goat? An ISIS member!"

"What do you do if the Ocean stares at you? Sea it and Wave :3"

"What's the difference between a corn husker with epilepsy and a prostitute with dysentery? One shucks between fits."

"I just got awake from sleep, after 61 days April Fools :D got it ; 61 days ..earlier ..from today right, no ? alright move on :|"

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes a long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change..."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping at the elementary school? He woke up later"

"Hotel porn A father checks into a hotel with his children and whispers to the clerk, ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The clerk replies, ""It's regular porn, you sick fuck."""