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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep? Because it has two shifts."

"Girls, If your boyfriend has to ask you for a blowjob... You've failed."

"Why are the corners the warmest part of every house? Because they're 90 degrees!"

"What's the difference between a Russian ambassador and a chicken? The Russian ambassador is Turkey"

"What do you call someone from Massachusetts who murders a bunch of Catholics? A Mass. Mass Mass Murderer."

"I'll think of a good herb joke... When I have some thyme"

"Two Men Were Hunting Buffalo One put his ear to the ground He lifted his head up and said ""Buffalo come"" The other said ""How do you know?"" He said ""ear sticky"""

"Apparently, I've got Rationalitis. I wouldn't know if it weren't for the check-up; it's asymptotic."

"The next time someone describes me as feisty, I'm going to stand in front of them and air punch rapidly like Scrappy Doo."

"What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend? Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?"