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Joke of the Day
"My 6yo daughter's teacher just gave me a ""Most Improved Ponytail"" award."
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"What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue? A nun falling down the stairs"
"I find myself addicted to this website just like my Father before me. Guess why that is? It's He*reddit*tary."
"I am a joke. I am not a joke. What is laughter? DEATH! I died of laughter tomorrow!"
"I'm not sure, but if I died in your arms tonight, that makes you a suspect. At the very least."
"I Got Worried After Reading the Statistic on Marriage 50% of them last forever!"
"When a blonde goes to London on a plane how can you steal her window seat ? Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row"
"""just got my rejection letter from MENSA"" -idiots."
"What's a Rastafarian's favorite Star Wars character? Jah Jah Binks"
"My recipe for vodka-flavoured brats never caught on. It was the Absolut wurst."