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Joke of the Day
"Hungry Hungry Hippos must get tired of eating the same thing? White spheres, again?"
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"Why don't they teach Driver's Ed and sex education on the same day in the Middle East? They don't want to wear out the camel."
"What do Mexican people use to keep warm? Faheaters."
"Let's party like it's 1999. (Drink Bud Lights at my warehouse job with the guy on work release who had to go back to jail every night)."
"6.9 what is 6.9? a really great thing ruined by a period"
"What is Chris Brown's favorite cooking appliance? A Black and Decker"
"[ISIS cuts off some dudes heads] Whoa thats messed up you better quit it! [ISIS breaks old rocks] OKAY WE HAVE TO STOP THEM NOW."
"The 21st century: Deleting history is often more important than making it."
"What do you get when you mix liquor and literature.... Tequila Mockingbird"
"[calls wife] honey help 'whats wrong?' im done shopping at the door store but now i cant tell which one is the exit 'ok just stop crying'"