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Joke of the Day
"Q:What did The Banana Say To the Vibrator? A:Why the fuck are you shaking, she's going to eat me!"
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"What is long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A new last name."
"What do you call a hen staring at lettuce? Chicken sees-a salad"
"LIKE if you remember what it was like to take a ton of pictures only to wait a week to find out they were useless."
"Julius Caesar sashays into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says ""Five beers, please!"""
"Why would America make the bald eagle its national bird when all they do is attack things and fly away and nevermind I think I get it now."
"Ask me if I'm a truck. No."
"*coroner takes picture of my body after I'm brutally murdered* Me: delete it"
"Why do people like Trump over Obama? Because Orange is the new Black"
"Have u heard of the guy with diarrea I hear he has the shits for you"