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Joke of the Day
"Have u heard of the guy with diarrea I hear he has the shits for you"
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"Why'd the short man take the elevator up? He was feeling down"
"Knock Knock....who's there? SUPRISE MUTHER FUCKER!"
"Celebrating National Sex Day the only way I know how Not having it."
"Quitting smoking is really easy... I've done it like 100 times already"
"FOUNDER OF HOGWARTS: okay, so we all know there are four types of kid. brave, smart, evil and miscellaneous. SCHOOL BOARD: yes, continue."
"I like my coffee like I like my women... Silent"
"Thought for today: Each day is a gift from God ... but not Monday, it was regifted by Satan."
"Me and my Italian friend are opening a Chinese restaurant... It's called 2 Dum Wops"
"Nothing is certain but death and iTunes updates."