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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a hen staring at lettuce? Chicken sees-a salad"
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"Spilling a beer... ...is the adult equivalent to losing a balloon."
"What did the casket say to the sick casket? Are you coffin?"
"What should you do if there is a blackout at night? Call the police, they'll come and shoot it."
"A Spartan boy was ripped from his mother at seven and subjected to daily beatings My mother calls at 40+ to make sure that I'm still eating"
"Use ANTIVIRUS first Boy: Can I touch u r Software, Girl: First show me u r Hardware, Boy: Can I Download it in u r Hole? Girl: use ANTIVIRUS first."
"Nothing brings out the kid in you like... an abortion."
"How do you keep a Turkey in suspense? I'll tell you later."
"If I had a dollar for every gender I'd have $1.79."
"""If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly how did it fall off?"" Interviewer: I meant about the job. Me: Oh.... no I'm good."