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Joke of the Day

"Ask me if I'm a truck. No."

"I'm busy masturbating when my friend texts me ""What's up?"" With my free hand I text ""Nuttin'"""

"I sext my foreign girlfriend a lot. I've come to find it's very difficult to say I'm stroking my cock in French; Although really I should just wait till class is over."

"What do you call silly pasta? A noodlehead.."

"HANG GLIDER COP: I see a crime happening directly below me [glides on] Not much I can do"

"Nephews joke... What do you call a witch that goes to the beach? Sandwich(sandwitch) -my nephew"

"A yoga teacher was murdered... ...they're saying it was premeditated."

"""Jesus loves you"" ... has a whole new meaning when you're in a Tijuana prison."

"Having sex in a bunch of python compilation errors It's fucking *indents*"

"Sorry girl, you know you were dating a bad boy *heads out to fight boss without saving or buying potions*"