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Joke of the Day
"Why do people like Trump over Obama? Because Orange is the new Black"
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"What did onlookers say to the Wright Brothers as they took off? BYE PLANE"
"I am not racist I have black shampoo and white conditioner!!"
"What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick? You should know more than your dog."
"Sometimes I get the urge to run around naked.. But then I just drink some Windex. It keeps me from streaking."
"Why did the sasquatch go on a diet? He didn't want to be Obeast."
"What do you call a fish without an eye? A Fsh"
"[starts 2 crack beneath crushing loneliness] anyone wanna get frozen yogurt or something, maybe orchestrate an elaborate jewel heist I dunno"
"What's the difference between A circus and a brothel? One has a cunning array of stunts.."
"What did 50 Cent say when Dr. Dre gave him a sweater? ""Gee, you knit?"""