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"Why do people like Trump over Obama? Because Orange is the new Black"
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"People are made to be loved and things are made to be used. The confusion of this world is that people are used and things are loved."
"Why are linux geeks very introvertish ? Because they never get out of their shell"
"If a chick tells you she's ""not like other girls"" she just proved she's exactly like all other girls."
"I'm not saying I'm a jinx But the first time I played Tetris the first thing that dropped for me was a circle"
"What's the best part of a boxer's joke? The punch line Found in BL magazine"
"Doctor: ""You have lost a lot of blood."" Me: ""That's not good."" Doctor: ""It's not. You are the worst manager this blood bank has ever seen."""
"*Witnesses an awkward moment* starts a slow clap* sees that nobody is joining me* pretends like I'm trying to kill mosquitoes*"
"Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia? Because he was Snowden."
"What do cubs fans do after they win the world series? They turn off their Xbox."