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Joke of the Day

"Julius Caesar sashays into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says ""Five beers, please!"""

"Apparently there was a new episode of ""Biggest Loser"" on tonight... Indianapolis Colts edition."

"I went to go see the Vagina Monologues... I went to go see the Vagina Monologues/And all I got was a yeast infection."

"Why did God create women? To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet."

"Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage? He had cold feet."

"What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted? Hey we have a toot in common."

"A joke my 8 year old brother told me. G rating Why dont you take a pokemon to the bathroom. Because it might pi-ka-chu"

"I feel like rock jokes are taken for granite not very many pebble appreciate them."

"I think my neighbor is very sick. I have now seen him putting no less than six of his arms in his garbage over the past year."

"How much cocaine is 2 much? Do u think security will view me ridding the elevator from the 1st to 2nd floor for the past 3hrs suspicious??"