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Joke of the Day
"I wish my girlfriend was more like my job... My job sucks dick!"
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"What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with one leg? Steak. What do you call a cow with two legs? Your mom."
"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It went down a lane and turned into a field..."
"What does a desperate Mexican do? Bangs his head against the wall."
"Bunny The energizer bunny just got arested for battery."
"Jesus was obviously white. He even tastes like crackers!"
"How Does a Racist Joke Start? With a small million dollar loan from his father."
"What's worse than a chauvinist man? A woman who doesn't know her place."