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Joke of the Day
"What does a desperate Mexican do? Bangs his head against the wall."
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"A pair of jumper cables goes into a bar After requesting a drink, the bartender says, ""OK... but just don't start anything."""
"I'm not afraid of someone who threatens to open up a can of whoopass on me... I'm much more afraid of the people who can the whoopass to begin with."
"""Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil.."" Him: Do you have to say that everytime we visit my mom?"
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Blurgblurgblurg"
"My family hates it when I swear, but I sound like a child using mild words.... ....damned if I do, darned if I don't"
"What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with? A cuddlefish! (corny I know)"
"What's the difference between OP and Fed-Ex?"
"What is green and smells like paint? Green paint."
"What is the only thing easier to break than a Razer headset? Your sister's hymen."