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Joke of the Day

"Today is my mom's birthday or as she calls it, Cinco de Seis, because someone taught her just enough Spanish to be annoying."

"I think Stu does not gets the recognition he deserves Without him, those who are studying would just be dying."

"What is the first thing that vampires learn at school? The alphabat."

"DID YOU KNOW: The average Apple worker works 16 hours longer than the average Apple battery."

"Hey girl, are you a grape? Because you are raisin my dick"

"What do you call batman when he misses church? Christian Bail"

"Best one I know, and quite apt this time of year! :D Americans think they have Freedom!"

"What does Bob Marley wear to sleep? pa-jammins"

"I hate the new 'Edge' browser Microsoft implemented in Windows 10... ...It's so pointless!"

"Was looking at smoking pipes on Amazon & realized that CW could look at my history.So,I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats."