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Joke of the Day

"Jesus was obviously white. He even tastes like crackers!"

"How did Jesus get so ripped? By doing Crossfit"

"Two Muslim extremists chatting... One says: So I heard we're going to a concert on the 14th? Other says: Yeah, Guns and Roses."

"If I got in a fight, the first thing I'd do is take off my shirt so he could see the scars where I've burned myself ironing. He'd back down."

"What did you do wrong if your wife comes out of the kitchen and yells at you? You made her chain to long."

"What does Hitler say when he gets a charlie horse? *Mein Krampf!*"

"Today I met one of those people on the bus that gets all pissed off when you put your finger in their mouth when they yawn."

"When I was in the army our commanding officer always made decisions based on the way our whole unit felt. I kind of miss him. Good ol' General Consensus."

"My internet is so slow... Loading..."

"Why did the judge throw out Bram Stoker's lawsuit? His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence"