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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than a chauvinist man? A woman who doesn't know her place."
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"How do you blindfold a chinese person... you put a floss over their eyes."
"I like telling this to my tall friends ""You know, I really look up to you. Literally."""
"Ill A very ill man goes to his doctor, he asks the doctor what to do. 'Take a lot of mud baths' the doctor says. 'Why?' the man asks. 'So you can get used to the ground of course!'"
"What did the daschund say when he was neutered? Auf weinersehen"
"I just found a jar in the fridge, with expiry date 21/12/2012. I looked at it twice, and indeed, it was mayannaise!"
"What does Isaac Asimov take when he has the flu? I, Robotussin."
"What is Hitler's favourite beauty product? Polish Remover"
"FB is the Flanders of social media, Twitter is Moe."
"Every so often I'll listen to my wife talk non stop for hours at a time to remind myself why people wander into traffic without looking."