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Joke of the Day
"Your cat doesn't love you. If it were bigger it would eat you."
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"How do you get 100 babies into a bowl? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips"
"I wasn't trying to break you up, but she asked me what I did last night, and your name came up. *shrugs"
"Priests, TV personalities and now MPs guilty of bum fidderling no wonder us children of the 70/80s bang on about playing outside all day...who the f*ck would have wanted to go indoors"
"This is Gold Au"
"House doctor and my family are looking at me like I'm retarded. Note To Self: Cats land on their feet...not babies."
"Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl? She was a little shellfish."
"Where is the best place to buy chicken broth? at the stock market"
"What do you call a gorilla with a harpsichord? A silverbach."
"A blind man walks into a fish market and says..... ""Hello, ladies."""