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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl? She was a little shellfish."
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"Why did Hitler not mind being on the naughty list? He needed more coal anyway."
"The main reason that Santa is so jolly ... is because he knows where all the bad girls live."
"Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in? A: ""Have another beer."""
"How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna go ride bikes?"
"My grandad let me in on the secret to picking up hot Jewish girls during WWII.. with a brush and shovel.."
"I used to be a Banker But I lost interest"
"I asked my wife if we could get a hot young nanny. Of course she got mad and said ""No!"". For one thing, we don't have any kids..."
"Rabbits jump & they live for 8 yrs. Dogs run & they live for 15 yrs. Turtles don't do anything & they live for 150 years. LESSON LEARNED!"
"Trump's first act as president Gives away the First Lady's job to an immigrant. #ThanksDonald"