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Joke of the Day

"How do you get 100 babies into a bowl? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips"

"I've got 66 problems and being upside-down is one."

"There are three types of people in this world... Those who can count, and those who can't."

"The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar It was tense."

"A man walked into a bar... ...and stayed there my entire childhood."

"My sick friend said a cold never bothered him anyways. I asked him if he wanted to build a snotman"

"Roses are red Violets are blue if DNA test proves you're my sister I'll stop sleeping with you."

"Did you hear about the kayaker that hit a submerged couch during the Rio Olympics? It was a fabricated story."

"Secretly hoping my ex will call or text one day, just so I can reply, 'Who's this?'"

"An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar The barman says ""Is this some kind of joke?"""