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Joke of the Day

"House doctor and my family are looking at me like I'm retarded. Note To Self: Cats land on their feet...not babies."

"What do you call a group of thirsty Rabbi's with a tan? Orange Jews"

"What's the difference between the Chinese and Germans? The Chinese rike and the Germans Reich."

"What concert costs 45 cents? Fifty Cent and Nickleback"

"It's a good thing this video game is rated mature because it's going to be babysitting the kids tonight."

"In 20 years I will publish a book Titled 'The Complete List of the Boyfriends of Taylor Swift'."

"Which state has the highest suicide rate ? The Islamic State."

"Ladies, stop looking for a guy to sweep you off your feet. Sweeping is your job."

"Bratwurst, Sauerkraut, Cabbage, Potatoes, Cheese, Beetroot, Onions, Bread, Butter. Schindler's mom's list."

"How does a black woman fight crime? She has an abortion."