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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gorilla with a harpsichord? A silverbach."
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"When my buddy smokes weed with me, he calls it smoking me out. Apparently bringing over a pizza and eating him out means something totally different."
"Why is Santa's sack so big? Testicular cancer"
"Engineers will get it They should call it a ""Bachelor because of Science""."
"Dicaprio finally won an Oscar!!! Sorry wrong sub..."
"Sporks: the bisexual's favorite utensil"
"Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity."
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cook ! Cook who ? Cuckoo yourself I don't come here to be insulted !"
"My upstairs neighbor recently made a groundbreaking discovery... He can't fly"
"It's easier to get away with stealing someone's stroller if you're dressed as a jogger."