162326
Joke of the Day
"This is Gold Au"
Next Joke
"My local radio station is asking people to send in funny photographs taken when you were pissed. So I've sent in my wedding album."
"Why don't blind people go skydiving? Because it scares their dogs too much."
"A joke I've been working on. So a guy dies in a car wreck. He wakes up waiting in a line labeled automotive accidents. The guy in front of him and says "" You from South Carolina too?"""
"Two cows are standing in a field One cow says ""moooooo"" the other cow says ""fuck! I was just about to say that"""
"What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies? I don't know; they were speaking Spanish."
"To whomever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you... You have my Word."
"What's the definition of a good tax accountant? Someone who has a loophole named after him."
"My family was so poor we couldn't afford toys... So my mom would cut holes in our pockets so we'd have something to play with."
"Islamic sex dolls... blow themselves up."