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Joke of the Day
"My enthusiasm knows bounds."
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"So after vacuuming with the new Dyson, I'm pleasantly surprised to learn that the carpet upstairs is actually hardwood."
"Ladies, don't be fooled. Sometimes, your knight in shining armor, is just a retard in tin foil."
"Friend: Are you growing your hair out? Me: I have no idea. Honestly, I never thought I'd live this long"
"The reason the earth's core is hot Is because my mixtape is so underground"
"You know what really gets my goat? The Chupacabra."
"A yoga pants owner, an uggs owner, and an iphone owner walks into a starbucks She orders a drink - Pumpkin Spice Latte"
"What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child? ...A-flat minor"
"I don't enjoy winning against The God of Thunder... He is always a Thor loser."
"My favorite Lil Wayne song is the one where he sounds like a constipated muppet trying to list off active ingredients in Children's Tylenol."