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Joke of the Day

"My favorite Lil Wayne song is the one where he sounds like a constipated muppet trying to list off active ingredients in Children's Tylenol."

"Don't click this!!! Ahahaahahaha! Gotcha!! :P"

"What do you call something that's impossible due to physics? Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day."

"An atheist, a vegan, and a pot smoker walk into a bar. I know because they all immediately told everyone."

"THEM: Let's head down to Paradise City. I heard the girls are really hot there. ME: What's the grass situation?"

"I was going through a few magazines at a Pride parade the other day I was really enjoying it, but then the weapon jammed."

"What does a guy think in the middle of a blowjob? Fuck i'm broke."

"Dark humor is a lot like a child with cancer. It never gets old."

"What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat? Skip."

"It's okay to laugh during sex, just don't point."