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Joke of the Day
"What's an 80 year old pussy smell like? Depends!"
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"""There's a sleeping person. Let's go ask it questions."" Children"
"My parents are so impressed with my brothers daily 10 minute workout. I can do it in 8."
"Why did the billionaire philanthropist spend his fortune bringing butter production to developing countries? Some men just want to see the world churn."
"What does fucking your girlfriend and cooking an egg in the microwave have in common?"
"What's white and covers the road in the early morning? Employed people."
"Pee pressure > peer pressure"
"ME: This electric toothbrush knocked a few of my teeth loose. DENTIST: That's an egg beater."
"What is successful but always beat? Rihanna"
"What did the doctors office say to the hurricane? Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins"