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Joke of the Day
"What's an 80 year old pussy smell like? Depends!"
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"You can freeze a human to -273.15 C He'd be 0K."
"So two men walk into a bar... Which is weird. You'd think the second one would have noticed it!"
"Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? A: What a lavaly day!"
"I wish I was your derivative, So I can lie tangent to your curves."
"There are two types of guys: those who pee in the shower and those who don't admit it."
"breakfast in bed? babe I thought you said brofest in bed. *gestures at chad and brad to leave* *whispers* we can still play frisbee later."
"Why did Hitler hate juice? Cause it was too hasidic. ^^^I'll ^^^be ^^^here ^^^all ^^^week"
"Everyone in the world but you is a robot and the experiment is going really poorly."