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Joke of the Day

"You know what really gets my goat? The Chupacabra."

"I have a midget friend... He's epileptic and makes pizzas for a living. I call him ""Little Seizures""."

"A movie about my life would really just be two hours of someone waiting at a bus stop and still managing to miss the bus."

"I saw a UFO yesterday. So I quickly grabbed the worst camera I own to film it with."

"What I admire about England I'm a Malaysian man,and I went to England for my 2 weeks vacation.What surprise me,the kid in England,5-7 years old,already know how to speak English"

"Why are homosexuals usually so pale? Because there's no light in the closet. P.S: No, I'm not homophobic."

"Whats an ex-iphone user's favorite cereal? Apple Jacks"

"If Apple releases a car... will it have Windows?"

"Sex jokes are not funny. I mean cum on people."

"What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Can you make me one with everything?"