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Joke of the Day

"I don't enjoy winning against The God of Thunder... He is always a Thor loser."

"Ive decided to run a marathon for charity I didn't want to do it at first, but apparently it's for blind and disabled kids so I think I've got a good chance of winning."

"Have you ever had sex with a comedian? It's a fucking joke."

"how to fall down a long set of stairs: step 1) step 1 step 2) step 3 step 3) step 7 step 4) step 10 step 5) step 15 step 6) step 26"

"Where do you go if you want to find a very funny joke? Apparently, not here"

"My ten year-old daughter is learning Chinese characters in school, so she can pick out a really good lower-back tattoo when she gets older"

"Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because it was dead."

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day... Teach a man to microwave a fish and he'll lose the respect of all his co-workers."

"Yeah I got a job at Coca Cola... It's sodapressing."

"You get home from work early. You walk into the kitchen and your dog is peeling a potato. Startled, she yells ""IT'S JUST A POTATO!"" #ambien"