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Joke of the Day

"Friend: Are you growing your hair out? Me: I have no idea. Honestly, I never thought I'd live this long"

"The welsh are making a remake of a popular Nicolas Cage film. Goat rider."

"whats the diffrence between a tornado and a divorce in the south? nothing. sombodys losing a trailer!"

"Where did the Fonz go for his drinking problem? A-AAAAAAYYYYYYYY"

"5-year-old: Why do you do chores if you don't like to? Me: The same reason you eat your vegetables. 5: Because Mom is scary? Bingo."

"How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb? Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years"

"I was a house painter for five years I didn't think I'd ever finish that fucking house"

"Q: Why couldn't the shoes go out and play? A: They were all tied up."

"A man is running after a woman, just until she catches him."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun."