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Joke of the Day

"From my 9yr old You must be from the south...cause your the only Ten-I-See. kids got game."

"I'd make a political joke... But it's too soon, the DNC tried to force one on all of us and we saw how that went."

"My ex is going to make some guy very happy one day but completely miserable the rest of the time."

"Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions ? Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here !"

"If pro and con are opposites... Is progress the opposite of Congress?"

"Sunday is Easter, Hitler's birthday, the Columbine anniversary, and weed Christmas. Your move, greeting card section."

"Neighbor's kid just asked me 2 fix his computer. I was gonna tell him 2 come back tomorrow but I saw the look of ""I need porn"" in his eyes."

"They say you can get to a man's heart through his stomach... Unless he's a vegetarian. Then you can get there through his vagina."

"What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano? A minor."

"The frustration I feel untangling my earbuds before I use them never translates into me putting them away neatly when I'm done."