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Joke of the Day

"Neighbor's kid just asked me 2 fix his computer. I was gonna tell him 2 come back tomorrow but I saw the look of ""I need porn"" in his eyes."

"*Pets a blob in the dark to see if its my cat* *I'm still not sure*"

"Did you know that its illegal for someone living next to a cemetery to be buried there? that would be called murder."

"What ethnic group do cannibals eat on thanksgiving? Turkish"

"I once challenged Snoop Dogg to a rap battle and the loser had to change their name."

"Dear teenagers always complaining about life.. You've only felt the tip of that dick."

"""Are you talking back to me?"" ""Mom, that's how a conversation works."""

"[NSFW] Prostitutes prices have gotten much cheaper You get more bang for your buck"

"All across the United States of America, at this very moment, right now.... Kelsey, Madison and Taylor literally can't even."

"Two blondes were walking down the railroad tracks. The first blonde said ""man, these steps are killing me!"" The second one said ""it's not the steps that are killing me, it's these low hand rails!"""