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Joke of the Day
"My ex is going to make some guy very happy one day but completely miserable the rest of the time."
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"Highpotenuse I'm high on potenuse"
"My friend told me how electricity is measured and I was like watt"
"Told my doctor I had a headache. He gave me 2 hollowpoint ""pills"" and a 9mm ""delivery system"" Damn Obama Care."
"My dad never loved me as a child. I can't blame him really. I wasn't born until he was an adult."
"Have you ever tried North Korean food? [Neither have they](#s)"
"There are two types of people in this world: Those that pee in the shower....and dirty fucking liars."
"I just changed a light bulb with a beer in my hand if anyone needs a man for something."
"People say I'm a completely different person when I'm drunk so technically I'm proud to say I never cheated before!"
"I told her love was all about sacrifice, but she still screamed when she saw the dead goat."