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Joke of the Day

"Sunday is Easter, Hitler's birthday, the Columbine anniversary, and weed Christmas. Your move, greeting card section."

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"Knock, knock. ""Who's there?"" ""Annie."" ""Annie who?"" ""Annie body home?"""
"A man rings work to tell them he's sick. ""How sick are you?"" ""How sick? Well, I'm fucking my sister for a start."""
"How are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work."
"Predator taking off his mask, but it's me removing the filters from my selfies."
"My friend just bought a black chicken I bet it's a big cock."
"You had me at, ""we'll make it look like an accident."""
"Why does it always have to be ""he's addicted to drugs""? Why can't it be, ""he's passionate about drugs""."
"There are two kinds of people in this world that I cannot stand * Those who are intolerant to other people's cultures. * The Dutch."
"LOL What is Charlie Sheens middle name? Washingma Charlie Washingma Sheen"