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Joke of the Day

"Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people? Because they get jalapeno business."

"Why do the proms stop after high school? Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs."

"My wife started clipping coupons to help me save money. She keeps them in the side pocket of her $800 purse."

"Taught my grandmother that ""Jabroni"" means ""fine young man"" and it's made our time out in public way more interesting."

"Necrophilia Beer: ""Sit back and crack open a cold one."""

"A condom and a coffin. Both are designed for stiffs. The difference is one is for coming and the other for going"

"Did you hear about the Buddhist that refused Novocaine during his root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication..."

"I promise to love you for better until things get worse."

"What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence? An udder disaster."

"Why do ghosts say booOoOoo? Because they are disappointed in you..."