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Joke of the Day

"What is the title of the Japanese version of ""When Harry Met Sally"" (wait for it ... wait for it ...) ""When Hally Met Sarry"" Ahhh - don't you feel better now?"

"When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."

"Me: what make of dog is that? Her: breed Me [hands on knees]: I am, I'm just out of breath cos I ran over to ask what make of dog that is"

"Mother: What do you mean the school must be haunted ? Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit."

"What did the mod say when he was wrong? [BANNED]"

"What's the definition of a will? Come on guys it's a dead giveaway"

"A Clown held the door open for me today It was a nice jester"

"A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar He orders a drink"

"the smiley face :) emoticon was invemted becuase, for som reason, peopel are no longer comfortabel with using the words ""i am happy"""

"There's two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says ""it's getting pretty hot in here"". The other muffin turns and says ""Ahhh! Talking muffin!"""