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Joke of the Day

"A man asked me how easy it was to contract HIV... I handed him an address and told him to stop by after dusk with a casque of Cognac and ask for the Honeybadger."

"How was copper wire invented? Two Jews found the same penny."

"Pro tip: Next time you're at a bar, go up to a woman & whisper ""Hey, wanna get outta here?"" If she says yes, you can sit where she was."

"What's the most well mannered dinosaur? A plesiosaur."

"Why were the people in the twin towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane."

"You hear about the guy who bought a teabag? Yeah, the price was pretty steep"

"Its been really hot in Seattle lately, so I converted my dishwasher into an air conditioner the other day. How? I handed my wife a hand fan to keep me cool."

"Why should civil war be taken seriously? Because it's Syria's business."

"Never look at the guy riding a unicycle, you're giving him what he wants"

"When's the best time to go skydiving? Fall."