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Joke of the Day

"Me: what make of dog is that? Her: breed Me [hands on knees]: I am, I'm just out of breath cos I ran over to ask what make of dog that is"

"TIL that FDR was the first sitting President to travel by airplane Maybe tomorrow I'll learn who the first standing President to travel by airplane was!"

"Girl are you a fox? Because I don't know wtf you're saying."

"Why do gingers hang out with black people? Because gingers have no soul, and black people have too much!"

"My favourite porn category is the one where girls quote 19th century Irish writers Girls Gone Wilde."

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary Those who don't And those who weren't expecting a base-3 joke."

"What does crossing the Niagara on a tightrope and being given a blowjob by a 90-year old have in common? You don't want to look down"

"Happy International Women's Day! Or as I like to call it, Taco Tuesday"

"difference between laugh and sex Teacher: what's the opposite of laughing? Kid: Sex Teacher: How dare you! And why is that? Kid: Because, laughing haha and sex is ahah"

"what did cinderella do when she got to the ball? gag..."