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Joke of the Day

"A Clown held the door open for me today It was a nice jester"

"If you named your kid Hunter because you like to hunt, then I hate you. Who names a kid after an activity?. *Storms off w/ his son, Kegger"

"How are hanging upside-down and getting a boner alike? All the blood goes to your head."

"How does Bob Marley like his biscuits? Wit jam in?"

"If you are the winner of Friday's $500 million Mega Millions jackpot can receive the winnings in one lump sum, yearly installments, or one tank of gas."

"So did you hear about the cannibal that broke into the gay hospital? At least he's getting his fruits and vegetables now."

"At The Nikon Headquarters We need random people in a room to test and sample our new lenses ""A focus group?"" DAMMIT JOHNSON THIS IS NO TIME FOR JOKES"

"I woke up hungover to the sound of my neighbour mowing his lawn. He will just have to mow around me because I'm not moving.."

"Did you hear about the article in Psychology Today about disproving the existence of Observation Bias? The head researcher was quoted as saying ""it turned out to be just as we expected""."

"Being a DJ is tough because sometimes iTunes won't open."