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Joke of the Day

"What did the mod say when he was wrong? [BANNED]"

"What's the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand"

"There are 10 types of people in the world Ones who understand binary And the ones who don't."

"I used to think maths was useless but then one day I realised that decimals had a point"

"What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common? Pants 50% off"

"Jews rated their trip to auschwitz It was one star"

"My father's sister is obsessed with killing germs, we call her Auntie Bacterial."

"Instead of Grammar Nazis, can we call them Grammar Alt Rights? Because your Grammar sure isn't Altright."

"What do you call a line of black people? A chocolate bar"

"You're probably naked under all those clothes. You slut."