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Joke of the Day
"What's the definition of a will? Come on guys it's a dead giveaway"
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"What do you say if your mom sees you having sex? You say: Look mom, no hands!"
"Dad is the polite way of saying Motherfucker."
"When God created china he knew he would never have to make anything else again....."
"What do you call an african american guy walking into the DMV? An african american guy walking into the DMV, you racist f#ck."
"Genuinely stunned France has adopted the word ""wifi"" rather than ""le signal librement accessible sans l'utilisation de fils"" or some shit."
"Can you do smth funny with this pic ?? http://s27.postimg.org/8inkoc6xv/S6300633.jpg"
"Hey are you free this weekend? (Gazes into distance) (Wipes tear from cheek) (Bald Eagle screeches) ""I'm always free"""
"Good news! Doctor: I have a really good news for you Mrs Johnson Woman: Well, my name is Ms Johnson Doctor: In that case, I have a really bad news for you Ms Johnson!"
"The first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like YOOOOOOOOO"