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Joke of the Day
"What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes? A tissue"
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"Why do Redditors post pics of East Indian food? For that sweet, sweet Korma..."
"What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race? ""The track is alright."""
"How do you make a tissue dance? You put a gun to it's head and tell it to."
"A dad and his son are getting competitive while playing Smash Bros. The dad says: ""I fucked your mom!"" To which the son replies instantly: ""Yeah, well I've been deeper inside her than you'll ever be!"""
"Why do Mexicans never cross the border in groups of three? Because the signs all say ""No TRESpassing"""
"Why couldn't the bike stand on it's own? Because it was two tired."
"KiK? Nope. I only joke about divorce. I'm not committed to it actually happening."
"So today I was setting up a password for an account with my wife, and I put, ""Mypenis,"" as the password, and my wife fell on the ground laughing because on the screen said, ""Error. Not long enough."""
"What's the square root of 69? Ate something."