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Joke of the Day
"What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes? A tissue"
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"How do you get 100 babies into a bowl? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips"
"I am a bank robber... I took a pen from the teller"
"Looking for a flexible babysitter. My girlfriend only does missionary."
"What do a gay dolphin and a car that leaks oil have in common? Chances are, both have blown a seal"
"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles in your pants"
"Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money? In a shavings account."
"I made a really sexy gravy. It was saucy. I put a few raisins in it, but it started getting fruity."
"When I first got my student loans, I thought they were great. Now, they're outstanding!"
"Why didn't the buddhist accept the Nitrous Oxide for his root canal? Because he wanted to transcend dental medication."