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Joke of the Day

"I made a really sexy gravy. It was saucy. I put a few raisins in it, but it started getting fruity."

"What's at the end of Moby Dick? A whale of a time!"

"Ford cars and anal.. If you replace ford with anal you will get some interesting results. Anal Explorer Anal Fiesta Anal Focus Anal Flex Anal Fusion"

"Did the Deer have any doe? he had 2 Bucks"

"Your momma is so fat She uses ""panorama"" mode for her selfies."

"I only speak Spanish when bill collectors call"

"Sex makes your day, but anal makes you hole weak.."

"Fire Marshal: So why did you shoot off the flare gun? Me: Well I was out of ranch and the waitress kept walking past my table."

"How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road? Turn toward your side!"

"Q: Why is everyone tired of the king playing video poker on his porcelain throne? A: Cause they're sick of all his royal flushes."