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Joke of the Day
"I am a bank robber... I took a pen from the teller"
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"Sex is like cooking. Your girlfriend will be angry at you because you ate your neighbour's even though she hasn't cooked for you in weeks."
"Two Condoms Two condoms walk by a gay bar. One says to the other, ""Let's go in here and get shit-faced."""
"I'm not saying she's a slut but she did get fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job."
"You're a vegetarian who eats fish? I guess that makes sense since bears are basically vegetarians."
"Like grandpa always said, 'If you kids don't stop retweeting yourself, you'll go blind.'"
"Give a girl a plane ticket... ... and she'll fly for a day. Push a girl from a plane, and she'll get to fly for the rest of her life."
"""Pumpkin spiceberg, literally right ahead!"" -White girl Titanic"
"What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party? I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy."
"Why does an elephant have four feet? Because six inches isn't going to satisfy a female elephant."