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Joke of the Day
"Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money? In a shavings account."
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"Have you heard about the Butchers 420 Dodgeball Classic? It's a high steaks game."
"What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a wall? My dick while doing it."
"What kind of book does an Irish cultist read? The Leprenomichaun."
"I fall asleep every night While browsing the chlora forum"
"Did you know... Did you know that Stevie Wonder has been paying child support for kids he's never seen?"
"I once watched two guys arguing in sign language. Either that, or they were both really bad at martial arts."
"I think I might be a wizard... every time I push open a door it becomes ajar."
"A man goes to the doctor with a terrible rash on his nuts The doctor says, ""well you'll have to stop masturbating"". Man says ""why?"" Doctor says, ""because it's making it really hard to examine you"""
"Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? a pizza can feed a family of four"