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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles in your pants"
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"Hub: This looks delicious! I love spaghetti! Me: I know Hub: Pass the foot powder. ~and that's why I can never eat Parmesan cheese again"
"I dumped my girlfriend and started reading a geography book. At least I know where I stand now."
"Why don't golddiggers eat fruit? An apple a day keeps the doctors away"
"What's Jesus's porn name? Hot cross buns."
"What do you say when you see a rainbow colored seacow O the hue manatee"
"Snail Racing My friend owned a racing snail. It never won any races so he removed the shell to make it go faster. Sadly it didn't work, if anything it made it more sluggish"
"I accidentally said something that lead a girlfriend to believe I'm a lesbian... Must have been a slip of the tongue"
"I wonder What happens when doctor's wife eats an apple a day?"
"The best way to see if someone is telling the truth is to tie them to a chair and start up the ol chainsaw."