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"Joke challenge What's the best mad scientist joke?"
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"The man who invented auto-correct has died. May he restaurant in piece."
"What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night? Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog."
"Love is never having to say you're sorry. Marriage is saying sorry especially when you're not."
"Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? On the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside."
"Which teachers care the most about their students? Math teachers, because every student counts."
"Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!"
"that earthquake in LA was actually a huge crowd of white girls rushing into a wal-mart to buy a green t-shirt last minute"
"I keep having flashbacks to my emo phase. I think I might have PTXD."
"What was the cause for Floyd Mayweather's first loss? He couldn't read his opponent's moves."