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Joke of the Day

"Joke challenge What's the best mad scientist joke?"

"As a white guy, it really bothers that only black people can use the word ""nigger"". Thats OUR word! I'm not racist. I just wrote a racist joke."

"Dust bunnies are great pets because they thrive on neglect."

"Just saw a pirated movie On a scale of 1-10, I'd give a 3.14"

"Strip clubs should make the strippers wear garlic scented perfumes so when I come home I can tell my gf I was at an Italian restaurant."

"What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born? Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!"

"Cop: Why are your eyes bloodshot? Me: My girlfriend dumped me and I was crying... Cop: Oh. Me: ...so I smoked weed to feel better."

"What do you call a rich muslim god? Ballah"

"In Dog Beers, I've only had one."

"If he asks you to be his girlfriend say yes and then hide from him so he can never break up with you."