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Joke of the Day
"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!"
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"One of my favorite comedians Bill 1/sec(B)"
"I'm dating a half asian girl... ...her mother is korean, her father is korean and her legs were ripped off in a car accident"
"Facebook is essentially a machine that eats time and shits thumbs."
"What do horny campers and Leo Di Caprios acting have in common? They are both fucking intense!"
"My wife gave me her Christmas list. I said, ""isn't my undying love & affection enough?"" We laughed and laughed. Now I'm at the purse store"
"What's the best part about dating a homeless chick ? You can drop her off anywhere"
"[Lie detector] ""You claim you can move an object by saying just one word. Is this true?"" - Yes *needle going nuts* ""I, sir, have been owned"""
"Yesterday I tried to catch the fog... Mist."
"What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town? Entering the friend zone."