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Joke of the Day
"Life is like toilet paper... you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole."
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"What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything."
"Crees que soy muy bajita? La novia pregunta al novio - Amor Crees que soy muy bajita? - Pues tienes una estatura comun. - De veras? - Si, comun-duende. jajaja que grosero verdad"
"What's the difference between a vegetable and a berry? i can't vegetable my dick so far in your ass whoever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur"
"I lost a lot of teeth eating candy at the wrong time of day. Just as her husband got home."
"Did you hear about the man that lost half of his body? He's all right now."
"Einstein said ""If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself."" Which I guess makes me an expert in secretive anal sex."
"My dad's the real winner of this election... He passed away last week."
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? Can't jelly my dick in your ass"
"If we have an Idaho, why don't we have an Idapimp? Rimshot.mp3"