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Joke of the Day

"Two Sardars were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing? Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more."

"What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah? About three inches."

"What do you call a special needs kid who is late for class? ""tardy"""

"Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you? ... because they might Pikachu!"

"So I hear Robin Gibb died a few days ago. There's only one BeeGee left now... ...I guess he's Stayin' Alive..."

"I'm worried that if I give up smoking I'll replace it with murdering."

"Having sex is like poker if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand."

"A man told his doctor he has a small problem The doctor replied: ""Is it your penis?"""

"What's 6.9? 69 interrupted by a period."

"What's a sorority girls favorite camera? A Like uh"