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Joke of the Day

"Two atoms are in a bar, Two atoms are in a bar. One says, ""I think I've lost an electron."" The other asks, ""Are you sure?"" To which the first replies, ""I'm positive."""

"My Ex Girl Friend: you need to move on and forget about me. Me: how can I forget you when every time I go outside things remind me of you like garbage bins and dog shit."

"Do you know why divorce is so expensive? Because its worth it!"

"A detective tries to find to where his clothes were stolen It was a brief case."

"""Love me do"" was written by John Lennon... After he got a really nice haircut"

"What my father said to my prospective college roommate the first time they met... Do you know how to tell if you roommate is gay?? His cock tastes like shit!!"

"Passer-by: hey buddy, do you have change for the phonebox? Clark Kent: why would I change in a phonebox? P: I didnt- CK: I'm not Superman"

"I just bought a 3D kindle. Or a book as it is more commonly known."

"If you can only be good at one thing, be good at cheating... Because if you're good at cheating, you're good at everything."

"Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails? She was always using fowl language."