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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ? An Investigator."

"A Haiku on the Rules of Writing a Haiku Syllable structure: First five, then seven, then 5. Just like this one isn't."

"Two nuns in a bath... The first nun asks the other ""Where's the soap?"" The other replies ""It does, doesn't it?"" Edit: Punctuation"

"Why didn't Steven jobs get treated for cancer? an apple a day keeps the doctor away"

"What do you call a cow with no right legs? Lean beef."

"[the instructor clearly frustrated with me on first day of veterinary school] ""It doesn't matter if its a dog, it's still called a cat scan"""

"Did you hear about the guy who fell into a truck full of French bread? He's in a lot of pain now."

"What did the blind, paraplegic kid get for his christmas? ..cancer"

"A knock knock joke Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't keep making you knock only to have me keep saying banana over and over again in preparation for the punchline?"

"This beautiful woman is winking at me. Now she's using the other eye. Never mind, she's just falling asleep."