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Joke of the Day
"I had tears in my eyes when my dad chopped up Onions I loved Onions. He was a great dog."
Next Joke
"Did I ever tell you guys about the time I made it with my really hot math teacher? couldn't really brag about it at the time 'cause I was home schooled..."
"What is brown and sticky? a stick"
"What kind of Pokemon hides in the bushes outside of delis? Peek-a-Jew"
"My wife and I were happy for 20 years.. ..then we met."
"What Rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore."
"Her: Oh no, I've lost my jacket.. Me: *appears from the shadows* (whispers) you left it at the restaurant *slinks back into the shadows*"
"Hey girl, are you an orphanage? Because I want to give you kids."
"A man walked into a bar ""Ouch"""
"After years of intense research, I have come to the conclusion that dryer lint is actually the cremated remains of all my other socks."